Category Archives: Costa Talk

The Almond bashers

The dew is on the trees as myself and Tonto, my half-breed Podenco set off from our villa which is perched on the side of a mountain nestled in a massive wild valley.
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Drive the Spanish way

Firstly if your five year old child has finished having driving lessons on your lap and you are satisfied you have damaged every neighbours´ car in some way we can progress to the next stage which is your perfecting “Driving the Spanish way.”
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The grinning vultures

“Good afternoon Madame what a lovely day to go and view some of the remaining bargains we have left. Do you mind if we have the top down. Very nice, but I meant the roof of the car!”
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A day at the beach

“Come on you three hurry up or we will never get parked. We will end up parking right up the top of the hill and have that long walk back when we are all knackered and hot later” screams Zack from the front door where all their beach kit is piled up in the hallway.
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The Greenhorns

I could become a happy slapper a pastime that I once thought was abhorrent. But alas it has a good use in these circumstances.
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To Flip or to Flop

I must admit I was caught twice speeding here in Spain without my flip flops on. The first time was when I was running from my sun bed which was third line on the beach through the hot burning sand to get into the sea.
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